October 14, 2011
Occupy Herbstreit movement - Our 13 Demands

1. Equal pay for all SEC Quarterbacks

2. Schools may only purchase Fair Trade Gatorade for use on sidelines

3. Guaranteed Bowl appearances regardless of won-loss record

4. Let the mascots unionize

5. All sidelines must be made Segway-accessible so Ralph Friedgen can return to coaching

6. One trillion dollars so the Big East can buy some new teams

7. Free nachos

8. Conferences with numbers in their name must have that many schools in them

9. Open border migration for all Texas high school athletes

10. Must see physical documentation of Dr. Lou’s Phd in Football philosophy

11. Notre Dame’s TV appearances must depend on whether they are a good team

12. Outlaw all strength of schedule reporting agencies (We allowed Boise State to make one demand)

13. Penn State must reveal its secret for keeping Joe Paterno alive

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